Buckeyes 42, Zips 0

First I take a hiatus from writing new Uncle Sal episodes and now, loyal reader, I have to let you know that I didn't catch any of this game. No, I am not turning my back on the Buckeyes because of the "improper benefits" situation. It's just not as easy for me to fit the games into my schedule. I will say one thing about this game. Jake Stoneburner had more TD catches in this game than I think all tight ends had in the entire Tressel regime.