Uncle Sal set his bottle of Spud's down on the table and settled into his chair at the Fraternal Order of Grackles meeting. After a sip of his beer, he said to Giacomo, "Who's that guy across the room looks like the cat that just ate the canary?"
"That's Cy Wojciechowski, he's the recorder of the organization. Anything that's ever happened in this chapter of the Grackles, he knows about it."
"Why's he look like he's up to sump'n?"
"Probably because he is up to something. He's not only the recorder, he's also the resident prankster." Giacomo downed one of his oyster shooters and said, "He's always pulling pranks on guys, especially with their cars."
Uncle Sal adjusted his Beleaguered Beaver watch and said, "Not like sugar in the gas tank or anything like that?"
"No, nothing that damages the car. He never actually does any of the stuff. It would be too suspicious if he got up during the meeting. So, he sends some of his buddies out to mess with a guy's car. One time, this guy Mike Hawke, he's almost as big a fan of the Wombats as you. Well, his car ended up with Go Mudskippers painted on his windows. With that paint that washes off really easily. Another guy had a Ford Ranchero, and after the meeting, he went out to find his car filled with shaving cream balloons. I mean, his car was packed. He had to be really careful getting the balloons out so the shaving cream didn't explode all over his interior."
"And now he's looking for his next victim?"
"Well, I don't know what they're cooking up over there, but whatever it is, it's got Cy Wojo smirking."
This episode featured:
"Blue" Gene Edbom as Uncle Sal
Maurice "Memphis Mo" Fournier as Giacomo
Jellybean Merengue as the oyster shooter.
Tune in next week when Uncle Sal says, "My woman got a cross-eyed cat."